Romantic SMS

Kash baten ap ki itni pyari na hoti,kash apse mulakat hamari na hoti,khwabon me hi dekh lete apko to aj milne ki yun bekarari na hoti.

Un hi apni dosti me gahrai rahe,chahe kyun na umar bhar judai rahe,1arzu dil me samai rahe,saje apki mahfil chahe bhale yahan tanhai rahe.

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Aise kya dekh rahe ho,French nahi English hai.Nahi samajhe dimag ulta karo

Ye India ka SMS hai bidu,
Reply mile to TALI bidu,
IGNORE kare to GALI bidu,
latest hua to bole JHAKAS,
purana lage to SATYANASH.
Ye India ka SMS hai bidu.

Sato asman ki sair ham kar aye,har1 tare se dosti ham kar aye,1tara tha jise ham le aye varna ap hi sochiye ap is zami par kaise aye.
Gud ngt & sweet dreams.

Itni aasani se kaise bhul jata hai koi,Har Pal kyu yaad aata hai koi,umra bhar yu hi dosti nibhate rahenge hum,dekhte hai kab tak hume bhul pata hai koi ?”.

Iss tarah pheroon tumhe,
sochta rehta hoon,
Meri harr saans tumhare naam likhi ho jaise..

Tu jidhar jaae, bikhre khusboo,
Ho jaae diwani har nazar,
Tere aane se kya sakoon mile,
Kya shae hai tu, Kya tera asar..

durr rehkar bhi pyar ka rishta nibhate hain aap,
naajane kyun dil ko lubhate ho aap,
yeh kaisa karishma hai aapka,
jo humko itna yaad aate hain aap..

Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
qismat se apni sabko shikayat kion hoti hai,
ajeeb khel khelti hai qismat,
jise hum paa nahin sakte usee se mohabat kyun hoti hai…

Jab kabhi mausam mein khusboo bhikhar jaae,
Jab kabhi chandni mein raat nikhar jae,
Jab bewajah hi dharkanein machal jaaen,
to samajh lena ki humne aapko yaad kiya….

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….

Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai,
ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,
pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,
magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai..

Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,
yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,
ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!

Gam-e-ulfat main hum had se gujar gaye,
ki unke isqe main hum deewane ban gaye,
humne to sunai thi apni daastain-e-dil unko,
vo zalim samjhe gazal aur wah wah kar gaye

Unki julfo ke tale hum zamana bhula dete hain,
vo ek nazar se kitne armaan jaga dete hain,
ishq to unko bhi hai humse ye jaanta hain hum,
phir bhi na kah kar kyoin vo iss dil ko saza dete hain

Muskan tere Hoton Se Kabhi Jaaye Na,
Aansun tere Palkon Pe Kabhi Aaye na,
Poora Ho tera Har Khwab,
Aur Jo Poora na Ho Woh Khwab Kabhi Aaye Na…

Na misaal milegi tere husn ki iss kaynaat main,
tu itni kasis bhari khoobsurti kahain se layi hai,
labo hain maykhane aur ankhain chalakte pamane,
aye khuda jaane aaj kis kis ki shamat aye hai.

Jalate hai hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah
Teri Zindagi main khushiyon ki roshni lane ke liye
Seh jate hai har chubhan ko apne pairon tale
Teri Rahon main phool bhichane ke liye..

Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte..

Yakin har rishte ki buniyaad hota hain ,
tut jaaye agar to judna mushkil hota hain ,
kehna aasan hain humain yakin nahi hain tumpe,
lekin dard is cheez ka be-panah hota hain.

Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Ispar aansu tadap kar bola,
Bhari mehfil mein aapka dil akela na rahe,
Itna bus usse samjhaya karo..

Hamare pyare member
TARUNESH CHIKATE
ne beje hue pyare pyare hindi aur
english sms and jokes

Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

zaroori nahi ki doston mein baat hoti rahe
zaroori nahi ki doston mein mulakaat hoti rahe
zaroori hai to bas ki dost jahaan bhi rahe
use hamari yaad aati rahe

Jhukin nazaron say ikrar matt karna,
Nazarain uthakar inkar matt karna,
Raat bharr tadapte ho kissi ki yaadoan main,
Aur humse kehte ho kissi se pyar matt karna..

Yaad bankar hum hamesha aapke dill main aate rahenge,
Yuhi waqt bewaqt tadhpate rahenge,
Dua karo ke umar chotti ho hamari,
Varna zindagi bhar hum aapko aiise hi satate rahenge.

Ek baat… jo kehte kehte chuppa li jaye..
Ek yaad… jo seene se laga li jaye…
Jante ho shayri kuch u hi hoti hai dostoon..
Ke ik dil ki aawaz chand se lafjo main chuppa li jaye.

Ek hi nazar me aap hamare MEHMAN ban gaye,
Do baate kya ki sara jahan ban gaye,
Pas rehkar bhi log humare ban na sake,
Dur rehkar aap hamari Jaan ban gaye.

Aankon me rahne walon ko yaad nahi karte,
Dil me rahne walon ki baat nahi karte,
Hamari to ruuh me bas gaye ho aap,
Tabhi to milne ki fariyad nahi karte,

Dil ka rishta hai humara
Dil ke kone main hai naam tumhara
Har yaad main hai chehra tumhara
Zinadgi bhar dost bankar main rahoonga tumhara

5 Lovable words :-
” I am alone without u”
4 Pleasant words :-
” I care 4 u”
3 Sweet words :-
” I like u”
2 Special words :-
” Miss U ”
1 Important words :-
” you”

Hatho me hoti hai lakire hazar,
Kisi mein gum to kisi mein khushiyo ki bahar,
Bahut shidat sai dhoondta hun us lakir ko mai,
Jisme khuda ne likha ho tumhara pyar.